And like Tom says, don't go taking them to the prom (or any dances for that matter) and paying all that money assuming you're going to get some poon when there is a possibility you won't. Like he advises, go to dances/proms stag (alone) and let the sucker of a date chump pay for everything while you snag the bitch away, get some dome in the bathroom, and ruin his night. Hahahahahahah. And more importantly, get your bullpen started.
Yes, even better. Go to the AFTER PARTY, because at least you know that there will be some alcohol there and people looking to hook up. And with those costing you little to no money, you'll be following Leykis 101 as best as you can.